Women….women…women.. Part 4 “DICKS”

{Writers note:This is my fourth entry in a blog series that will end only when I have nothing more to contribute. I don’t know when that will be…I mean I truly don’t…but I intend for it to be truthful…as truthful as I have ever known things to be in my own experiences. Names will be withheld in some case but they will not be replaced. That sort of bullshit screws of my writing flow.}

“When it comes to SEX, there is nothing like a man who knows what he’s doing'” -Women

“When it comes to a JOB there’s nothing like an experienced worker” -Potential Boss.

(Notice the similarities? Do yah see the irony tho?????)
Women love a man who can put it down. For most women if a man can make them cum then that’s half the battle. And it IS a battle.
They call it the “battle of the sexes”, but its really the “battle of Dick vs Pussy”

Seriously.

“Which can give the most pleasure????”
The stakes of this battle are nothing less than world domination.
And for many years, pussy has ruled the world…ONLY because men aren’t on their game.

As a card carrying NERD, I was a virgin for a long time…I pride myself on that fact because during that time I chose to learn everything I could in regards to females. I read a lot of Redbook, cosmopolitan, Essence magazine, the encyclopedia (vaginal anatomy) and a few other books. Pornography helped a lot as well….usually for jerking off…BUT it showed me where I would need to put my dick at when the time came. (super important for that awkward first time.)

Speaking of which, my first time was memorable for a few reasons

1.She was a Jehovah’s witness
(Never thought I would see THAT shit. If I knew they were selling “door to door pussy” I woulda let more of em’ inside my house)

2. My parents were in the next room and I had NO lock on my door at ALL. So the “living between life and death” scenario was ultra exciting and unforgettable for me.

3. She thought I wasn’t a virgin because I was so good.

So here I was blowing a woman’s mind and body with only a marginal idea of what I was PHYSICALLY doing. So the next time, we had sex, I made sure to explore…ahhhh fuck it why lie? I used her as PRACTICE for subsequent women 🙂 But those are the things you do with your “first”.

My point of the last paragraph is that I CARED enough to WANT to get BETTER. Here is the problem with men,  women have spots that NEED attention. The spots are outside and INSIDE and most men just dont take the time to find them. Women know this problem quite well while many men seem to ignore it. “Men just seem to want to get theirs”

The sad truth of the matter is that the average man doesn’t work to perfect his sex game.

Don’t believe me?

Ladies have you ever noticed when you’re with your girlfriends and past sexual encounters come up and there is usually ONE to THREE dicks that were better than the other TEN? THAT is the average my friends. And it’s usually two dicks and not three. I was being nice. So you see why women walk away from many sexual encounters pissed because the guy didn’t have the tool or the skills…leaving the woman to do herself later on…reminiscing about the good dick she had before this new loser. Women complain about this shit so much that EVERY MONTH you can find a magazine with something like “Drive her WILD” on the cover. Most editors of magazines are WOMEN, even the MEN magazines have women editors, the job of the editor is to have the final say on what goes in the magazine and what doesn’t. Don’t you see??? THEY ARE TRYING TO HELP MEN BY SENDING BLATANT INSTRUCTIONS !!

Or am I being a conspiracy theorist? I don’t think so.

As a man, I feel bad for women when it comes to finding a good sex partner. I mean don’t get me wrong, I’ve had some WHACK ladies in the bedroom, but I’m a man…we can find someway to get our shit off even if she acts like a cold fish in the bed. As long as she is lazy enough to stay in a position we put her in, a man can get off. So yes, a dick can turn a lemon into lemonade.

But women are more complex. They need more attention. As far as I’m concerned EVERY woman should cum EVERY TIME she has sex with her lover. If not, then you’re just going through the motions. Sure it feels good, but there’s a big payoff you’re cheating yourself out of. As a man, its our duty to get a woman to cum….hell….even wet the bed…fuck it…have her shaking in the bed.

(and YES she is going to be blowing up your phone after this and she may turn into a crazy broad…BUT you did your job. You made her HAPPY and satisfied her sexually. Pat yourself on the back dude.)

Here is the scary shit: women are multi orgasmic,  men cum only once. If I could cum multiple times in rapid succession like a woman, I would PROBABLY have more gray hairs on my beard than I do now…hell I would probably be dead at 45. But women are built to handle this amazing ability. Realize this: if men were on their game..sexually…DICKS would win the battle. NO I don’t want dicks to rule the world (though I’m SURE a lot of Chelsea residents would dig THAT ) but it would be a step in the right direction if I heard women complain less about sexual dissatisfaction.

The right dick has the ability to blow a woman’s mind. Yet they are hard to find because of selfish dudes. Women are so frustrated, DILDOS have been a money maker for years. And the things these dildos can do are just amazing!! (I cant compete with a spinning dick head and “pearls” WTF??)  But no matter what these fake penises can do, they are STILL in the shape of a dick. Which means that if a woman could just find the right dick, this dildo would be collecting dust. Because every woman knows there’s nothing like the real thing. Even most lesbian couples use a fake dick of some sort (DON’T get me started on THAT hypocrisy. I mean you either like dick or you don’t…what the fuck?)

I would like to add something…personal.
Now I’ve never had complaints about the size of my dick. Not once. But I’m an avid watcher of porn, so I know what a big dick is…you guys out there with these MONSTERS?  YOU ASSHOLES are some of the WORST OFFENDERS when it comes to not satisfying women!! And it used to boggle my MIND, how god blessed you with the tools and you don’t use them to their utmost 😦
But women once again, have schooled me on the problem..
Guys with monster dicks NEVER have to WORK.
For them, once they put their dicks in, it’s usually so shocking for a woman that the woman doesn’t know if she is feeling major pleasure or major pain…its just right there in the middle. Meanwhile the dude just keeps pounding dick in her. (If you’re a woman and this is turning you on then you need to calm down dammit. I’m trying to run a blog here:)  A guy like this goes through his share of women and he hears the yells and screams of pain and pleasure and feels that he just needs to keep doing what he’s been doing. His game never rises.
Meanwhile a guy who isn’t a monster, with a nice size has a COMPLETELY different life. We could POSSIBLY hear “you ain’t shit“, so that FEAR makes us try to find a woman’s spot every chance we get. We have to WORK for our money dammit!
Sometimes we run into a woman who tells us during conversation that she likes big dicks…what are WE are nice size dudes gonna do when its time to get down? We gotta do the job with the tools we have. When it comes to penis size it is quality over quantity. EVERY woman I’ve spoken to has agreed. So to you big dick monsters out there? I just want y’all to know that I’ve ran into a few of your ladies and….I BEAT YAH!!! Hard work pays off suckers!!

IDEALLY, I think that women should be down to TEACH a dude if he has the tools and if he is a decent guy. I mean I KNOW the lack of experience is a turnoff, but you learn by doing, so teach him how to DO you. Personally I’m tired of women REQUIRING an experienced guy. I mean if a woman sucks dick REALLY good, how the hell do you think she got that way?  Is she a HO or is she simply experienced?  So the way I see it, teaching a decent person, who happens to be well endowed, is a good situation. You guys can explore together.
LOOK, I know the last thing a woman or  a man wants to do is to settle…But this is life, YOU tell ME a situation where we get 100 percent of your desire and I will tell you that you got LUCKY AS HELL. Because normally you take the good with the bad, weigh that, and make a decision if you’re gonna go forward or not.

Chances are there is this decent guy, nice looking, who likes you, but you put him in the friend zone because he is missing that EXPERIENCE or SWAGGER and he could not only have the tools, but he would be willing to use his tool on you and only you.
Monster dicks aren’t exclusive. Guys with big dicks KNOW they have big dicks because EVERY woman has told them. They have slayed many women and will slay more 🙂

Good size dicks can be all you need sexually and if attached to the right guy, could allow you to let go enough to have maybe the best lovemaking you’ve ever had. Sure you’ll be whipped afterwards 🙂 but you’ll be whipped with the right MAN and not a DICK.

There’s plenty of dicks out there ladies….I aint bullshittin’ when I say “It’s your call when it comes to who you let inside of you.”

T.F.

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